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WORLD NEWS: Women Who Dye Hair More Likely Unfaithful
Women who dye their hair red are more likely to cheat on their partners, according to a new survey.A study of Italian women by hair treatment producer Dermoline claims "there is a strong correspondence between a woman's hair colour and the trend to cheat on their partner".Copper-red hair makes women feel more confident and willing to cheat, it says.News2000 website reports other degrees of red are equally dangerous, while women who dye their hair blonde or brown are more likely to remain faithful.Italian sexologist Willy Pasini confirmed "women associate new hair colours and make-up with sexual adventures".
JOKE FOR TODAY (Bad Taste)
One day when little Johnny was on vacation, he was bugging his Mom. So she told him to go outside and play.
Johnny went outside and down the street. Took a left turn and saw a burning building. He saw the firefighters rescue a little baby and save the day. He ran home all excited that he saw this, and started to tell his Mother.
She interrupted him, saying, I already heard it all on my scanner.
Little Johnny pouts and goes to his room.
The next day, his mother tells him to go out and play.
Again he goes down the street and takes a left. This time he sees a car accident. He sees the ambulance show up and save the peoples lives. He rushes home and starts to tell his mother what he saw. She interrupts him saying, she had already heard it on her scanner.
The next day she sends him out to play but this time he decides to take a right. He walks around farmer Paul's barn and sees him screwing a pig in the ass. He thinks to himself,"Man I shouldn't be here!" He starts to sneak away when "snap", he steps on a twig.
The farmer hears him and says, "Hey Johnny is that you?"
Johnny says,"yeah."
The farmer asks Johnny if he wants to try it.
Johnny thinks why not, and has himself the time of his life.
When he's done he runs home and starts yelling, "Mommy, mommy, guess what
I did today?"
She says,"OK, What?"
He says, "Mommy, I got laid!"
Snickering, she laughs, "In a pigs ass, you did!"
Johnny, pissed goes into his room yelling, "DAMN SCANNER!"
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