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WORLD NEWS: India Develops Viagra For Lips
Doctors in India claim to have developed a herbal lipstick equivalent of Viagra.The National Botanical Research Institute in Lucknow says the lipstick is based on ancient Indian herbal knowledge.It is said to arouse sensual and sexual feelings, help fight fatigue, boost creativity, and lead to mental tranquility.NBRI director Dr Pushpangadan told Sify News that kissing would acquire a new meaning.He said research shows bodies absorb aromas through the skin. The lips, which have the most sensitive skin in the body, are an erogenous zone and best suited for sub-dermal absorption.The lipsticks would be available for men and women.
JOKE FOR TODAY The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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