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WORLD NEWS: Wife Tears Husbands Testicles Off By Hand
A man's testicles have been ripped out during a row with his girlfriend.He was taken to hospital in Pickering, Canada, for surgery to have them put back in.She has been charged with aggravated assault.The man, who hasn't been named, had been celebrating his 46th birthday. An argument broke out when he returned to the home he shares with his girlfriend.Sergeant Paul Malik of Durham Regional Police said during the fight, the woman got hold of her partner's testicles and pulled so hard she tore them from his scrotum."Last we heard, he was at Pickering Ajax Hospital waiting for surgery to have them put back in," Sgt Malik said. "That was quite a birthday present he got."The Globe and Mail reports the extent of the damage is unclear. Such an injury, caused by a person's bare hands, is rare says Philip Klotz, a urologist at St Michael's Hospital in Toronto."It must have been one hell of a pull," he said. "I've heard of the slicing off of a penis but the pulling out or off of testicles by a spouse or a human is pretty uncommon. I've never seen it and I've been in practice for 50 years."The future depends on how much damage was done, Dr Klotz added: "If the testicles are pulled right off then it's goodbye Charlie, they're gone. He's not going to have any testicles.""If, on the other hand, the scrotum was pulled off - that's the bag that holds the testicles - and the testicles are intact then it's not a big deal to sew the scrotum back on, depending on how badly it was wrenched off."
JOKE FOR TODAY
A man walks into a bar and asks for a cold beer
"Certainly. That'll be one cent."
"One penny!" exclaims the guy.
"How much for a nice, juicy T-bone steak with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Let's see," replies the bartender, "that comes to...four cents."
"Only four cents?" says the guy.
"Where's the financial genius who owns this place?"
"Upstairs doing to my wife what I'm doing to his business."
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