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Horny Night In @ PV!
What happened when this cutie stayed in instead of going out over the weekend? Well you can find out in today's Amateur Section. Together with her hubby and her favourite toy she had one horny night, hence the title of her contri. If your into short skirts, nylons, and pigtails this contri is for you. Check it out!!!
Tropical Upskirts #2 @ PV!
Jaris Levoy has done it again. He's a voyeur constantly working on the front lines to get the best voyeur shots everywhere possible. In today's Voyeur Section he sneeks under some more unsuspecting skirts in the tropics. The results are more than just a few white undies!!! :o)
Michelle @ ET!
"Michelle is willing to do whatever I wish. She loves sucking my cock, she says she loves it when it's slightly sweaty so she can taste my manhood. Who wouldn't love that! She has fantasies about being with two men at once, and we are currently considering the prospects..." In today's Escape Trail Michelle goes from free hands to handcuffs and everything in between. Be sure not to miss it!!!
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WORLD NEWS:
Penis Carving A Right Of Free Speech
A Washington man has carved a two-metre tree stump outside his home into the shape of a penis.Jean Paul Parshall has put two US flags in the top of the sculpture and plans to cover it with a giant condom to promote safe sex.Locals have complained, but officials say there's nothing they can do as the carving amounts to freedom of expression.Thurston County Sheriff's Captain, Dan Kimball, told The Olympian: "People have the right to have poor taste. We don't have a county ordinance that I know of that says you can't carve your tree into a penis."Mr Parshall, who carved the tree stump a few weeks ago, says the flags are meant to show support for the United States.He says: "The landlord wanted to take the tree down. I was sitting there one day thinking, 'I know what I can make out of that.'"No-one ever says anything to me. The kids drive past and honk and whistle. I get all kinds of amusement."He plans to move it to his porch for Christmas and cover it in fairy lights.Alexia Sandifer, one of the residents to complain, said: "I take my daughter to school down that road every day. It's not something a six-year-old needs to view."
JOKE FOR TODAY:
Moshe invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Rivka, who shared Moshe’s apartment, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Moshe and his apartment mate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Moshe volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rivka and I are just sharing the apartment. She has her bedroom and I have mine and the rest of the apartment we share. And that’s it.
About a week later, Rivka came to Moshe saying “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find those beautiful silver candle sticks. You don’t suppose she took them, do you?”
“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll e-mail her, just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the candlesticks from my house, and I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the candlesticks. But the fact remains that they have been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Moshe
The next day, Moshe received an e-mail from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Rivka, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Rivka. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the candlesticks by now.
Love, Mom
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