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WORLD NEWS:
Acrobat Plans For A Wife Of 12 Kids
An acrobat is planning to form his own family circus by finding a wife who will have 12 children.Wilmer Granda Vega will make his future partner sign a legal document agreeing to have the kids, one after another.He says the children will become artistes in his circus in Ecuador."Some people think I'm crazy, but I love children," Wilmer said."It is my dream to found the first family circus in the whole of the Americas. It will be spectacular when I finally achieve my dream," he told local newspaper Extra."I will give them lots of love and attention as well as teaching them how to run their own entertainment business."Wilmer, 28, says he will teach his children all his skills. He performs as an acrobat, trick motorcyclist, trapeze artiste, magician, dancer and clown."In the past, I have always worked for other people, but I hope to found my own circus, if I can just find the right woman," he said.
JOKE FOR TODAY:
Partner Trade
Two couples went camping together, and after the first night, the two husbands got to talking. "I don't know about you," said one, "but our sex life has gotten a little monotonous. Don't get me wrong, I love my wife dearly and would never want to lose her. How about you?"
"I was just thinking the same thing! How would you feel about, ah, trying something different for a change?"
"You mean, switching? For the night? Sounds like fun to me! Let's go ask the girls!"
They did and, much to their surprise, the wives consented to the experiment.
The next morning, the husbands compared notes. "How did you like it?" asked the first husband.
"Not bad at all," replied the other... "Let's go see how the girls made out!"
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