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WORLD NEWS:
Book Reveals How To Have Sex In An Airplane
LONDON, England -- A new book reveals how to spot a toupee, how to determine if your date is married and how to deal with a bad kisser and, if worse comes to worse, how to have sex in an airplane toilet. The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating And Sex also suggests how to save your date from choking and how to remove unsightly stains. The follow-up to the Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook and The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel has been written by Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht and Jennifer Worick. It contains advice and tips from sex therapists, etiquette instructors, lawyers, doctors and fashion experts. The book also contains an appendix of all-purpose excuses and useful pick-up lines.
Gwyneth Paltrow Wears Out BF's With Sex
Gwyneth Paltrow says she wears out her boyfriends within weeks.She says it's because she's very sexual.Gwyneth used to be engaged to Brad Pitt, and is currently going out with actor Luke Wilson.She told American magazine Harper's Bazaar: "I'm a very sexual person. I'm lucky if I get past six weeks - the make-or-break is six weeks."Gwyneth also revealed she secretly got back together with Ben Affleck after they had split.They were initially an item from November 1997 to January 1999.But Gwyneth said they then secretly got back together in November 1999, before separating for good in October 2000.
SITE NEWS:
Escape Trail Backlog
The Escape Trail backlog initiative is underway. We are posting as many contirs as possbile despite having lost many contris in the recent email malfunction. We should have everything back to normal by Wednesday. In the meantime enjoy the surplus. Cheers! Jack
JOKE FOR TODAY:
All Lawyers Are Assholes
A man walks into a bar apparently upset about something and yells "All lawyers are assholes!!!" Then sits and asks the bartender for a shot.
A few moments later he feels a tap on his shoulder. This other man says to him, "Ya know, I'm offended by what you said a little while ago."
The man at the bar then says,"I'm sorry. Are you a lawyer?"
The other guys says "No, I'm an asshole!"
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