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"Thanks to everybody for the comments and votes on my last contri. I can't tell you how happy all of you made me. Here's another set I think you might like..." The girl that stole our hearts in the December round is back and preparing for a big exam. See this nude scholar's study habits in today's Amateur Section.
X-mas Revisited @ ET!
 Santa was better to some of us than to others and to this particular fellow Santa was extremely good. His gift involved some oral, some doggy, and some good loving. If you enjoy no-holds barred, no-taboo, raunchy, naughty sexual acts check out today's explicit Escape Trail section. Like everyday, the contributions keep getting hotter and hotter.
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WORLD NEWS:
Man Sued After Strapping Pork Chops To His Feet
A man who strapped pork chops to his feet and walked through a hotel is being sued by another customer who claims he slipped on the grease.Ross Lucock won the chops in a meat raffle during a night out at the Jannali Inn, Sydney, Australia. Troy Bowron says he was playing pool when he slipped on the pork fat and broke two bones in his left arm. Mr Bowron, of Oyster Bay, Sydney, is suing Mr Lucock, the Jannali Inn, and its licensee for $750,000 (£269,511), reports the Sydney Morning Herald. His legal representative in the civil claim, Frank Stevens, told the District Court: "One of the parties strapped some pork chops on their feet and started to move around the area where the pool table is located. "If you handle pork chops they become greasy and it is our position that the pork fat from the pork chops became strewn across the floor and made it inherently dangerous." The incident happened in 1997. Mr Lucock is also being sued for becoming intoxicated in a public place. Mr Bowron claims the pub did not supervise and maintain a safe place and failed to remove Mr Lucock, even though "he was inebriated and was clad with pork chops strapped to his feet".
TODAY'S JOKE:
Husband & Wife
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car having sex?"
"Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today".
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