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GENERAL SITE NEWS:
FEEDBACK BOARDS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE
Unfortunately we have to ask viewers not to post or check messages to the individual feedback boards. Their is a problem that should be fixed in a few hours. A very immature visitor had decided to post javascript on select individual feedback boards causing infinite pop-ups to appear on users browsers. This is an easy fix for us, but the boards will be inaccessible until then the fix is complete.
NEW REAL-TIME PICTURE POSTING BOARD @ ESCAPE TRAIL
 

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Take a minute out of your day to say hello to all of the sexy women that post to the new instant photo posting board at Escape Trail. They'll say hi back!
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NEW REAL-TIME PHOTO POSTING SYSTEMS
In less than a week we begin testing new real-time image posting software. After passing all of our rigurous tests they will be launched at Private Voyeurs and Escape Trail. The new software will replace the now non-existent PV Photo Board. Escape Trail will have it's own version of the new software in addition to the new Escape Trail Posting Boards which launched last week.
NEW VOYEUR & NUDE IN PUBLIC CONTRIBUTOR AWARDS
Beginning in the April round that just ended and onward the 1st place cash award for contributions in each of section has increased to $200, and each of the 2nd and 3rd place winners recieve Escape Trail passes! The summer weather beckons you to take those pics :)
Sincerely,
Jack
WORLD NEWS:
Penis-shaped tree attracts neighbour complaints
A resident of a Californian street has complained about an allegedly phallic tree growing in a neighbour's garden. Police were called to the house in Santa Cruz to look at the 20ft penis-shaped evergreen hedge. Owner Gillian Greensite said the hedge, a eugenia, had not been specifically trimmed to reach its current shape. Officers say there is nothing they can do as it is protected by its owner's right to artistic freedom. The hedge is said to resemble either a man's genitals or breasts complete with nipples. Ms Greensite says she has been surprised by the complaint and that the hedge has been there at least 15 years. Sergeant Brad Goodwin told the Santa Cruz Sentinel: "We contacted the city attorney. It could be interpreted anywhere from being free speech to being artistic. It's really nothing we have control over." Ms Greensite, director of Santa Cruz's rape prevention and counselling programme said: "If they want to see phallic, they see phallic, I guess. I see trees." The paper reports the complainant could not be reached for comment. Another neighbour, who did not want to be named, said she did not approve of the tree but had become used to it over the years. She added: "They're good neighbours but we have older folks around here."
TODAY'S LAME JOKE:
Anxious Reporter
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey. Source: Amazing Jokes
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