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GENERAL SITE NEWS:
INSTANT PHOTO POSTING SECTION @ ESCAPE TRAIL
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'Blondie' is one blonde that knows how to have fun giving credence to the 'blondes really have more fun' adage. Don't believe us??? See her today at the explicit instant photo posting section at Escape Trail. She's hot and you'll be suprised at just how much of a sweet personality she is too!
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CONTRIBUTION RANKING ALMOST READY!
The PV programmers are putting the last touches on the real-time ranking for contributions. When it is completed and tested, you will be able to see the rankings of contributions for each section (amateur, voyeur, explicit) at all times, and they will update in real-time. Look for it this coming weekend or next week!
Yours,
Jack
WORLD NEWS:
Chewing gum leaves Romanian bride stuck on the toilet
A Romanian bride spent much of her wedding night in the toilet after chewing too much gum. Irina admitted she hadn't read the warning that chewing too much gum had a laxative effect. She said she had chewed gum constantly on her wedding day because she was nervous. The groom, named in Romanian newspapers as Costel G, looked for his bride for several hours when she disappeared after midnight. He was also helped by many of the guests at the wedding at Ciortesti in Iasi county. Costel told the National newspaper that he began to wonder if his wife had left him for another man when she returned and told him she spent the last few hours on the toilet.
TODAY'S LAME JOKE:
The Genie
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us!"
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in ever country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of theafternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable! After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she respondedonded breathlessly.
"NO SHIT! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
Source: Amazing Jokes
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