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Today's News @ Private Voyeur Cathy @ PV! "Hey there everybody! Here are a few of me alone....taken the evening me and my friend Lori got together....Hmmmm and yes, there are pics of us together! Let me know what you think....I will be posting the other pics very soon!" - See Cathy in today's  Amateur Section.  Sexy Seeta @ ET! Seeta's hubby tells us that she likes to suck suck suck and ride ride ride and she demonstrates it in today's hardcore Escape Trail section. Check out Seeta's private Suckathon now! Frisky Female Driver @ PV! "I never thought that seeing a woman driving could be so much fun.. but I had a taste of it..after..." - A half naked woman behind the wheel of a car is a frisky one. Take a peek in today's Nude In Public Section to see this insatiable hottie get herself off in the driver's seat. GENERAL SITE NEWS: INSTANT PHOTO POSTING SECTION @ ESCAPE TRAIL "More of us fucking, sucking, & cumming....we love special requests ...let us know what you think & would like to see! " - Princess and her hubby are taking requests again at the Explicit instant photo post. Be sure to get your suggestion in before the day is through! NEW MONTHLY CONTEST AWARDS Beginning this month there are increases in the competition awards. The breakdown goes as follows. New Amateur awards: 1st place ($300), 2nd Place ($200), 3rd Place ($150). New Voyeur and NIP awards: 1st Place ($200) 2nd Place ($150) 3rd Place ($100). Finally the New Hardcore awards: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd places recieve $200. Yours, Jack WORLD NEWS: Man winds up with barnacle stuck to his penis A man sleeping on a beach ended up with a barnacle stuck to his penis. The 23-year-old had been lying in shallow water to escape the heat in Bor, Yugoslavia. He had to go to the accident and emergency department of the local hospital after being unable to get rid of the crustacean himself. Hospital sources say a nurse initially failed to remove it with tweezers. Daily newspaper Glas Javnosti reports medics only managed to free the barnacle when the embarrassed man got an unplanned erection. A hospital spokesman said: "We are not allowed to comment on the patients we treat but we would not say that the newspaper report was wrong." LAME JOKE FOR TODAY: How To Shower HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note...Must do more sit-ups. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all come off. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No) Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass. Get in shower. Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner. Make a shampoo Mohawk. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. Pee (in the shower). Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. Partially dry off. Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. Leave bathroom fan and light on. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.  Source: Amazing Jokes