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GENERAL SITE NEWS:
INSTANT PHOTO POSTING SECTION @ ESCAPE TRAIL
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If you haven't checked out the Instant Hardcore Posting sections you're missing out. The action never stops nor does the fun. See this babe devour cock and other cuties performing many other naughty activities today at the Explicit instant photo post.
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NEW MONTHLY CONTEST AWARDS
Beginning this month there are increases in the competition awards. The breakdown goes as follows. New Amateur awards: 1st place ($300), 2nd Place ($200), 3rd Place ($150). New Voyeur and NIP awards: 1st Place ($200) 2nd Place ($150) 3rd Place ($100). Finally the New Hardcore awards: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd places recieve $200.
Yours,
Jack
WORLD NEWS:
Taiwan stores remove X-rated version of Snow White
Shoppers in Taipei who picked up newly released versions of "Snow White" and other children's classics were shocked to find a Japanese author's kinky version of the stories. In the X-rated version, Snow White does more than clean and cook for the seven dwarfs. In several Taipei bookstores, the Chinese translations of Kiryu Misao's series, called "The Thrilling Grimm Children's Tales," were mistakenly displayed in children's sections. On Tuesday, the shops began removing them after city council members protested. Kao Pei-yi, an aide to city councilwoman Chen Yu-mei, said children quickly discovered the books, which had innocuous titles and cartoon characters on their covers. "It's appalling to see children sitting on the bookstore floors reading those horrific books," Kao said. Lin Hsiao-chun, publisher of the books, said the books will be recalled so a warning sticker can be added, restricting them to readers aged 18 and older. Kao said that one book portrays Snow White as an incest victim who also sleeps with each of the seven dwarfs.
LAME JOKE FOR TODAY:
Train Ride
As the TransCanadian train pulled into Calgary station, a couple of strangers, a man and an attractive woman, boarded the train and asked the conductor if there were any berths left. He said that he was sorry but there was only one left, a double bunk berth. The man turned to the woman and said, "Well it's a long trip, so if you don't mind, why don't we share, I'll take the top bunk and you have the bottom one, is that OK with you?"
The woman readily agreed so they settled down for the night. About two hours later, as the train was getting well into the foothills of the Rockys and it was getting a bit cold, the man leaned over the edge of his bunk and said to the woman,"Are you still awake?"
She answered "Yes, why?"
The man, shivering, said, "Could you pass me that blanket on the dresser there, it's getting quite chilly up here?"
The woman answered "I've got a better idea, lets play man and wife!"
The man excitedly said "Sure!"
So the woman said: "In that case, get your own fucking blanket!"
Source: Amazing Jokes
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