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GENERAL SITE NEWS:
INSTANT PHOTO POSTING SECTION @ ESCAPE TRAIL
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"Just caught Beth doing her thing..and she does it oh so well!!! Hope that we hear from some of the great people here at ET...Enjoy." - See BiBeth's amazing oral shots today at the Explicit instant photo post.
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IMPORTANT: PV RELOCATING
Hello everybody! Well, we're in for a big move within the next few days. PV headquarters is moving operations from Seattle to New York. Yep, we're shipping all gear, servers, and PV crew to New York in order to change bandwidth providers. That said, you may experience some connectivity problems to the site within the next few days depending on how quickly your ISP updates it's DNS cache. That is out of our control. However, we will be taking steps for all things within our control to make the transfer as seamless as possible. Let's keep our fingers crossed. We'll be serving PV to you from New York very soon.
Yours,
Jack
WORLD NEWS:
Transsexual policewoman impersonator gets jail
A man has been jailed for stealing a police car and impersonating a police woman in New Zealand. Transsexual Ana Williams sneaked into Onehunga police station and stole a police woman's uniform, handcuffs, pepper spray and a police car. The 22-year-old then went to police jobs that came over the car's radio, ordered officers about and parked the car outside the police station at the end of every shift. The New Zealand Herald reports he told his 'colleagues' he was a "roving sergeant". He was sentenced to four-and-a-half years in prison for a series of crimes committed over three months. He had also stolen cars from outside hospitals, posed as a doctor at a motel where he left without paying his bill and stolen a car after pretending to be a car park valet. The Manukau District Court was told Williams wanted to be known as a female. The acting Auckland District Commander, Chief Inspector John Palmer, says Williams entered Onehunga police station by an window which was open for paint to dry. He said: "It was just one of those things. It is more than a trifle embarrassing, but I guess these things happen."
LAME JOKE FOR TODAY:
Money Tattoo
It was the first day of school in the Marysville, Ohio, school. A new student named Suzuki, son of a Honda executive, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's start by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty or give me death?"
Only one hand was raised, that of Suzuki. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Fine," said the teacher. "Now who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from the earth.'?"
Again, Suzuki's hand was the only one raised. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," he said.
The teacher said, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki knows more about our country's history than any of you."
From the back of the classroom came a quick grunt: "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" demanded the teacher.
Suzuki quickly said, "Lee Iococca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm going to puke."
Suzuki put his hand up. "George Bush, to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells "Oh yeah? Suck this."
Suzuki jumps up waving his hand. "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."
Now with a frenzy, someone shouts, "You little snit. If you say anything else, I'm going to kill you!"
Suzuki says calmly, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around, one of the kids says,
"Oh damn, now we're in big trouble!"
Suzuki says, "Arthur Andersen, 2002."
Source: Amazing Jokes
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