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WORLD NEWS:
Singapore bans poles from go-go dancing stage show
SINGAPORE (AP) - Singaporean authorities banned as offensive the use of poles by dancers in a much-hyped stage show, media reported Wednesday. Censors banned the opening three minute sequence in the show by the ABC Spice Girls, when women in miniskirts and sequined vests shimmy around metal poles like go-go dancers, hours before they took to the stage in front of 5,000 people on Tuesday. The Films and Publications Department "felt that the opening segment was too explicit and requested the organizer to tone it down," a spokeswoman told the Straits Times newspaper. Organizers were also told to ensure that "the attire of the performers does not offend the general public," the newspaper reported. Singapore is known for strict censorship laws. Bar-top dancing is illegal. The show at the city state's Fort Canning Green - a popular outdoor concert venue - went on without the pole dancing. It was the largest show yet in a 15-stop song and dance tour that started in October. The organizers, Singapore-based Asia Pacific Breweries, and government officials were not immediately available for comment Wednesday. Organizers had received licenses for previous performances and had toned down the pole dancing for family audiences, but the sequence was widely publicized by the local media as the highlight of the show.
LAME JOKE OF THE DAY:
Things we've read or overheard
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
-Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
-Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Beauty is only a light switch away.
-Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
-Revolution Books, New York, New York
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-The Irish Times, Washington, DC
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
-The Janitor
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
-Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
No wonder you always go home alone.
-Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Source: Amazing Jokes
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