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Ewan McGregor sex scenes will push censors limits
SADO-MASOCHISTIC sex scenes in Ewan McGregor’s new film, Young Adam, are set to test the new liberal approach of Britain’s censors to the limit. The film, which is based on a book by Scots beatnik Alexander Trocchi, contains an incendiary mix of sex and violence unprecedented in British cinema history. In one scene, McGregor beats co-star Emily Mortimer on the bottom and then has sex. The British Board of Film Classification - which draws the line at the erotic combination of sex and violence - said it would be looking "very carefully indeed" at the film, which is being promoted by industry giant Warner Brothers. Writer-director David Mackenzie, who has described the film as the "Last Tango in Glasgow", admitted: "There is sex and violence in there, and the two are kind of linked." Mackenzie said McGregor did actually spank Mortimer, daughter of writer John Mortimer. "They all went into the whole sexual side very much with their eyes open and as fine actors, and we’ve got some good stuff," he said. "They weren’t spanking very hard." Advance footage of the erotic thriller - the book was first published by a French porn specialist in 1954 - has just been screened to critics and others in the industry.
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Joke of the day:
Italian Honeymoon
Maria had just got married and, being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.
Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry Maria. Guido's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Guido took off his shirt and exposed
his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Guido's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up Maria went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Guido took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Guido took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Guido's a good man. Go upstairs
and he'll take good care of you. "
So up she went again. When she got up there, Guido took off his socks and, on his left foot, he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Guido's only got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta, Maria."
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