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WORLD NEWS:
A Women Dressed 'Too Sexy' Banned From Club
A woman wearing only a skimpy dress and G-string says she's been banned from a Dutch nightclub for being too sexy.Lia Verduijn, 43, was refused entry to the club in Bentfield because other women are jealous of her figure, says her husband Cees.Ad ter Schuur, owner of club De Manege, says Lia would even have been refused entrance to a sex club in her outfit.Cees Verduijn is threatening legal action over discrimination.Lia and Cees, from Sassenheim, went to the club at the weekend but were refused entrance."She only wore a tight dress, nothing special," Cees told De Telegraaf newspaper."Her dresses are usually very short, but she always wear a string."He says because his wife is very beautiful, "with long legs and big breasts", other women have became jealous.Club owner Ad ter Schuur denied jealousy was the reason behind the ban but confirmed the incident:"Only decent people are visiting the club," he said. "We want everybody to feel good. There is no place for a woman who is dancing on the counter in a dress that is at least two sizes too small and who doesn't wear a slip."
JOKE FOR TODAY:
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
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She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women."
A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
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