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WORLD NEWS:
Man Dies After Seeing Ex In Porn Film
A Romanian man is reported to have suffered a fatal heart attack while watching his ex-wife in a porn film.His friends took the video to the 46-year-old's house, not knowing she was in the film.According to the Romanian daily National, Sandu Cojan collapsed in front of his friends when they recognised her.The man from Focsani county had been divorced for two years and hadn't heard from her since.
Police Raid The Wrong House
Coventry police have smashed down the door of a man's flat before realising they'd raided the wrong address.Paul Forbes was buttering toast in his boxer shorts when officers told him to put his hands up and to get on the floor.Police have apologised. They realised the mistake when they checked his ID.They later arrested another man at a different address.Mr Forbes, 31, told the Coventry Evening Telegraph around nine officers broke down the door and ran into his kitchen during the early morning raid.He says: "I was shouting 'What have I done? What have I done?' and they asked my name. When I told them, they asked for some identification. I told them to check my wallet in the bedroom."I even felt guilty for a moment and thought maybe I hadn't paid off some car parking tickets. They then said they were sorry but they'd got the wrong address."Inspector Arthur Barrett, of Stoney Stanton Road police station, says: "Unfortunately, owing to incorrect information being supplied, we mistakenly forced the wrong door."We have apologised to the occupant and have arranged for the council to carry out repairs as quickly as possible."
JOKE FOR TODAY:
Orange Dick
A guy comes running into a doctor's office screaming; "Doctor, doctor! You gotta help me! My dick is orange..." Hearing this, the doctor pulls down the man's pants, and sure enough, his dick is bright orange!
"Ok, I've got a few questions for you then... What do you do for a living?"
The patient replies saying "I'm unemployed, I was fired a few months ago"
"Do you have a girlfriend? Have you been sleeping around?"
"I am single and have not had any sexual contact in the past 5 months."
Hearing these two answers, the doctor then asks the man, "Well, what do you do all day?" The man thinks for a minute, then replies back stating; "I mostly sit around my house, eat cheese doodles, and watch pornos all day!"
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