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GENERAL SITE NEWS:
CHAT ROOM & FEEDBACK BB UPGRADES
The chat room will be offline for maintenance. It needs some upgrading and should be back online sometime later today. The individual feedback boards are now back online and are now safe from viewers who posted Javascript code in their messages cauing pop-ups in your browser.
NEW REAL-TIME PHOTO POSTING SYSTEMS
In less than a week we begin testing new real-time image posting software. After passing all of our rigurous tests they will be launched at Private Voyeurs and Escape Trail. The new software will replace the now non-existent PV Photo Board. Escape Trail will have it's own version of the new software in addition to the new Escape Trail Posting Boards which launched last week.
NEW VOYEUR & NUDE IN PUBLIC CONTRIBUTOR AWARDS
Beginning in the April round that just ended and onward the 1st place cash award for contributions in each of section has increased to $200, and each of the 2nd and 3rd place winners recieve Escape Trail passes! The summer weather beckons you to take those pics :)
Sincerely,
Jack
WORLD NEWS:
Man divorces wife over forgotten lamb dish
A man has divorced his wife of 30 years because she forgot to cook him roast lamb for the Easter break. In the court papers, Florian Paun said he wanted a divorce because she ruined Easter by not preparing his favourite dish. The 59-year-old Romanian added he couldn't bear thinking of all his friends eating the dish when he hadn't. He conceded his wife Marioara only forgot because she was busy with other things, but said that wasn't his fault. Marioara said she was shocked at his decision and didn't realise three decades of marriage could end over a piece of meat. Mr Paun, from Hunedoara, said: "It's not my fault that my wife was busy with other things and forgot. She ruined my holiday and I cannot continue to live with her. "Imagine how I felt when I saw that all my friends had delicious roast lamb on their tables at Easter and I did not." Despite advice from his lawyer that there should be more important reasons to end a marriage, Mr Paun was adamant he wouldn't go back on his decision and the divorce has now gone through.
TODAY'S LAME JOKE:
Real Excerpts From Letters Sent To Landlords
1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
2. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
3. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
4. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
5. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
6. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
7. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
8. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
9. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. Source: Amazing Jokes
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