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GENERAL SITE NEWS:
INSTANT PHOTO POSTING SECTION @ ESCAPE TRAIL
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Lili and her boyfriend are a young 22 year old couple who are doing things at the explicit instant photo posting section that would make their parents proud....well, it makes us proud, LOL! See the young brunette beauty take part in a threesome. Is it her first??? Does she want to participate in another one??? Find out there today!
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RECOVERING AFTER THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND
Hope everybody is back and well...ready to take on another work day. If you're like me, you may still be slightly hung over but a little bit of coffee should take care of it, lol! Anyway, have yourself a magnificient Monday either way!
Yours,
Jack
WORLD NEWS:
Greek Diet and Sex Key To Healthy Life
OSLO, Norway -- Greek cuisine and plenty of sex help to ensure a long and healthy life, and to keep cancer and heart disease at bay, a cancer expert said this week.
"It looks like the Greek diet in many ways is the optimum diet," Harvard professor Walter Willett told Reuters at an international cancer congress in Oslo.
A Greek diet -- with plenty of fruit and vegetables all year round and olive oil instead of butter and lard -- was the best way to keep a range of cancers at bay, while the sturdy diet of northern Europe was like a ticking bomb, Willett said.
"The traditional northern European diet comes pretty close to a worst-case diet, and we have imported that into the United States," Willett said. "That means large amounts of red meat and dairy fat and low amounts of fruit and vegetables."
Willett said he was not trying to take the pleasure out of life by promoting a smoke-free lifestyle that was low on red meat and alcohol but included plenty of exercise.
"Remember sex -- safe sex is a positive physical exercise," he said.
Willett said the cancer risk of being overweight was almost as bad as smoking, especially for cancer of the colon and kidney cancer as well as for post-menopausal breast cancer, adding that even the slightest hint of a beer-belly was a cause for concern.
"Big is dangerous," he said.
"Even the average belly adds to the risk and the fatter you are the higher the risk," he said, adding most people should aim to keep the weight they had in their early twenties.
"The way to beat the system is to gradually increase physical exercise as you get older," he said. Studies showed that women in Sweden and Japan were the best weight-watchers around.
"It is humanly possible," he added.
LAME JOKE FOR TODAY:
Student At College
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him.
"Hmmmm, " he wonders, "How am I gonna get more dough? "
Then he gets an idea.
He calls his father.
"Dad, " he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk! "
"That's absolutely amazing! " his father says. "How do I get him in that program? "
"Just send him down here with $1000, " the boy says, "I'll get him into the course. "
So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.
"So how's Fido doing, son? " his father asks.
"Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm, " he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ! "
"READ! ? " says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program? "
"Just send $2, 500, I'll get him in the class. " . . . And his father sends the money.
At the end of the semester, the boy has a problem. When he gets home, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he gets home, his father is all excited.
"Where's Fido? I just can't wait to hear him talk and listen to him read something! "
"Dad, " the boy says, "I have some grim news. This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street? ' "
The father says, "Oh, shit; I hope you SHOT that lyin' son of a bitch!"
"I sure did, Dad! "
"That's my boy! "
Source: Amazing Jokes
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