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Today's News @ Private Voyeurs Hottie Bored & Alone @ PV! For some reason unknown to mankind, this little cutie was home bored and alone so she decided to do a 'Do-It-Herself' photo shoot. The pics are great, but we're convinced that she needs a cameraman to take her next set for her. What do you think? Let her know in today's  Amateur Section.  36 Yr. Old Wife @ ET! This gorgeous wife favourite pastime is pleasuring her lucky hubby orally. Above all else, she particularly enjoys licking his balls. See her make her way from 'top' to 'bottom' in today's hardcore Escape Trail section! Instant Photo Post She goes by the nickname 'Mrs B' and has been posting regularily at the hardcore Instant Photo Posting sections since they opened. See Mrs. B emerge in a new thread, it seems, may be dedicated to sexy asses. To be sure, check it out now! GENERAL SITE NEWS: NEW THEME COMPETITIONS Wooohoo! New theme competitions will be announced this Wednesday. They should be a blast! Anyway, have yourselves a great day! Yours, Jack WORLD NEWS: Estonia hauls off world wife-carrying championships again Estonia has won the world wife-carrying championships for the fifth year in a row. Meelis Tammre and Anna Zilberberg were fastest round the course in the Finnish village of Sonkajarvi, beating 35 couples from eight countries. They covered the 254-metre track, including two hurdles and a chest-deep water pool, in 64 seconds watched by 6,000 people. The couple used the trademark 'Estonia carry' technique, where the woman squeezes her thighs against the man's face while hanging down along his back. It was fourth time lucky for 24-year-old Meelis, having come second three times before. He won his wife's weight in beer. A new minimum weight requirement for the women of 49 kilograms was introduced this year, with competitors carrying weights if necessary to make up the difference. Absent were last year's champions Margo Uusorg and Birgit Ulricht, who weighed only 34 kilograms and prompted the rule change. The wife-carrying competition takes its cue from a local legend of a village which stole wives from rivals in neighbouring villages. Briton Mark Hawkins, a 27-year-old electrical engineer from Bristol, who is soon to marry his Finnish fiancee Sari Tuppurainen, enjoyed competing. He said: "I am in a world of pain but I'm happy." LAME JOKE FOR TODAY: Nerds Not Allowed This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying ''Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!'' He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. ''You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?'' ''I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm hauling.'' ''Okay, truck drivers are not nerds,'' he says and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver is totally shocked. ''Why did you do that?'' ''Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license.'' The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants, and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. ''What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season," says the truck driver. ''Well, sure,'' says the patrolman. ''But you can't bait 'em.''  Source: Amazing Jokes