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WORLD
NEWS:
Maze
test shows that sperm remember the way
A
Swiss scientist says he's discovered human sperm
have a memory by putting them through a maze test.
Peter Brugger says sperm remember which way they've
turned and use the information to turn in the
opposite direction at the next opportunity. Brugger,
of Zurich's University Hospital, recorded the way
714 sperm cells turned when confronted with a
T-shaped channel. New Scientist reports, as
expected, half turned left and half turned right.
But, when a maze forced the sperm to turn right in
the lead up to the T-shape, 58% turned left at the
junction. Brugger believes the percentage changing
direction, a process known as spontaneous alteration
behaviour, would probably be even greater in a small
maze. He says the sperm had to swim 10 times their
own body length after the first turn, so some may
already be forgetting. Details of the study are
published in Behavioural Brain Research. Brugger
says it's possible the sperm are communicating and
flocking together. He plans to test the theory by
repeating the experiment using one sperm at a time.
Another explanation could be that each turn causes
an imbalance in the sperm's tail, which it corrects
by turning in the opposite direction.
LAME
JOKE FOR TODAY:
The
Young Texas Salesman
A
young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to
a big department store looking for a job. The
manager says, “Do you have any sales
experience?”
The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in
Texas.”
Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the
job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after
we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough but he got
through it. After the store was locked up, the boss
came down.
“How many sales did you make today?”
The kid says, “One.”
The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average
20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?”
Kid says, “$101,237.64.”
Boss says, “$101,237.64? What did you sell him?”
Kid says, “First I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him
a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing
rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing,
and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was
gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris
Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda
Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4X4
Blazer.”
The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish
hook and you sold him a boat and truck?”
Kid says, “No, he came in here to buy a box of
tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Well, since
your weekend’s shot, you might as well go
fishing.’”
Source: Amazing
Jokes
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