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"The wife gives killer head and loves me to finish all over her beautiful face." - See OhioCouple's 'Killer BJ' contribution today at the Explicit
Instant Photo Post. It'll inspire you for some weekend fun!
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You may have noticed the past 3 days we've converted to a new format for the contributions. We tested several layouts to make navigation as easy as possible. We hope you like the new look and that it makes browsing a lot more convenient. On that note, have a terrific Friday, last day of the week! :)
Sincerely, Jack
WORLD
NEWS:
Italy Rejects Pornography Tax
ROME, Italy -- Italian lawmakers have voted not to impose a heavy tax on pornography.
The government had proposed a levy on the manufacture, distribution and sale of pornographic magazines, films and video tapes, but the Chamber of Deputies voted by 250 to 57 not toimpose a 25 per cent tax on the material.
When Premier Silvio Berlusconi's conservative government announced the proposal last month it sparked a debate among those opposed to such a high levy.
Others said the government should ban porn outright and not make money from it.
LAME
JOKE OF THE DAY:
The Chicken and the Horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his 'thing' and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
Source: Amazing
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